NFL Speculation-AFC East

AFC EAST
1. New England-Oh, its easy to say chemistry isnt there, but you know what is there? TALENT. Talent trumps chemistry when you have the best coach in the league and as solid a QB as you can get. 11-5
2. Buffalo Bills- Laugh now, but the Bills have a solid, solid team here. QB is Losman who has a promising season last yr. Backup Trent Edwards is wowing everyone. The running game is addressed with Lynch and A-Train, WR is average, OL is brand new and gleaming, DL is mediocre (too many white guys), LBs are no longer overrated, and the secondary...well thats below average but loaded with youngsters. 9-7
3. NYJets- Whats so good about this team? Pennington is above average but ntohing amazing. Thomas Jones is starting to show wear and tear. The WRs suck outside Coles, the OL is aging, the DL is solid, the LBs are built totally around Vilma, and thats it. This teams lucky to beat ou Miami. Plus Mangini is fat. 7-9
4. Miami- What is this team some kind of cheap grocery store? Damaged goods run abound with Trent Green, Daunte, Ricky, and so forth. Nothing special about this club and the bad taste of Saban is still around and lingering.
5-11

2. San Diego-Nothings different about this team, really, except the fact they rid themselves of the big game loser himself, Schottenheimer. We expect them to at least represent the city named for a Whales Vagina.
3. Denver- Cutler has a strong arm. Who cares if hes poised, Shanahan wont let him in a situation where he can be anything but.

Light up the Stove

Its about time a blog started publishing lists created by guys who have absolutely no professional experience in the sports industry. For many years now we have wondered what brave soul would lead the way. Today, we grow weary of waiting and have decided to take it upon ourselves and begin a site based totally on BS, Speculatiuon, Rumors, Lies, and Lists. Whats our angle? What sets us apart? Well we dont listen to tipsters or GMs, we listen to logic. If you want a LOGICAL and REALISTIC look at how things will pan out, come to us. If you want PRACTICAL and WELL DEVELOPED lists that mean something today, come to us. If you want headlines that MOCK and SATIRIZE athletes and all their testosterone (WNBA included), come to us. If you want cocaine or cracked cocaine, come to...call us actually...

LeBron James The Answer to Erectile Dysfunction for 60 year old Men

In a striking blow to the erectile medication industry, the stocks for Viagra crumbled today after ticket sales opened for Game 1 of the NBA Finals. Sure to be a thrilling matchup, a rising majority of older men have discovered the pure and blessed experience of watching The King put on highlight reel dunks works wonders on erectile dysfunction.

"Before Game 4 at the Palace, Linda's fatass did nothing for me, nothing at all. After watching LBJ post up on Rasheed, though, I grew what seems to be a perma-boner which has now lasted upwards of 5 days!" exclaimed Cavs fan Steve Gladden.

Gladdens story is just one of many emerging similar cases to be discovered recently. As the NBA Finals kick off Thursday night, heres hoping everyone keeps the popcorn bucket firmly held over their laps...

Billy Donovan Takes Back Happy Meal

As if Billy Donovan didnt have enough trouble to deal with, that flip flopping bastard is up to it again. Earlier today, Donovan entered an Orlando McDonalds to grab a double cheeseburger and McNuggets. Although he simply asked for "a double cheeseburger and McNuggets", Donovan was legitmately pissed when he discovered onions within his burger. "Goddamnit!" roared Donovan, who rushed up to the counter and exclaimed he no longer wanted the burger.
Local employee, DeMario Wayne was less than thrilled with the frustrated Donovan. "I said, you gimme that burger, ima take the onions off, but I sure as HEEELLL aint going to be washing my hands." Donovan, confused now and on the brink of nervous breakdown, collapsed into a ball on the floor asking for someone to please get him home to Gainseville.

"Its probably for the best, I McPissed on his McNuggets." remarked Wayne.