In a striking blow to the erectile medication industry, the stocks for Viagra crumbled today after ticket sales opened for Game 1 of the NBA Finals. Sure to be a thrilling matchup, a rising majority of older men have discovered the pure and blessed experience of watching The King put on highlight reel dunks works wonders on erectile dysfunction.
"Before Game 4 at the Palace, Linda's fatass did nothing for me, nothing at all. After watching LBJ post up on Rasheed, though, I grew what seems to be a perma-boner which has now lasted upwards of 5 days!" exclaimed Cavs fan Steve Gladden.
Gladdens story is just one of many emerging similar cases to be discovered recently. As the NBA Finals kick off Thursday night, heres hoping everyone keeps the popcorn bucket firmly held over their laps...
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