As if Billy Donovan didnt have enough trouble to deal with, that flip flopping bastard is up to it again. Earlier today, Donovan entered an Orlando McDonalds to grab a double cheeseburger and McNuggets. Although he simply asked for "a double cheeseburger and McNuggets", Donovan was legitmately pissed when he discovered onions within his burger. "Goddamnit!" roared Donovan, who rushed up to the counter and exclaimed he no longer wanted the burger.
Local employee, DeMario Wayne was less than thrilled with the frustrated Donovan. "I said, you gimme that burger, ima take the onions off, but I sure as HEEELLL aint going to be washing my hands." Donovan, confused now and on the brink of nervous breakdown, collapsed into a ball on the floor asking for someone to please get him home to Gainseville.
"Its probably for the best, I McPissed on his McNuggets." remarked Wayne.
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