In yet another shocking judgement handed down from NBA commisioner David Stern, Amare Stoudamire will be suspended for the first 15 games of the 2007-2008 season because Bruce Bown intentionally sucker punched the head honcho after he entered the Spurs locker room to offer congratulations following their win in Utah. Bown apparently walked behind Stern and threw a glancing blow to his head. Stern immediatly went down, followed by Ginobli, who, although standing at the other side of the room, believed that by taking a dive, he may in fact draw a foul on the Jazz. Ginobli was not awarded a foul and as Stern came too 20-25 minutes later, he immediatly told his assistant to get "that piece of shit" Stoudamire on the phone.
"Bruce was obviously still just a little nervous after seeing the BS Stoudamire had pulled in the last series. I dont blame him for the punch, I was in his cross hairs and he was obviously influenced greatly by that tall SOB from Phoenix." explained Stern.
"I just...I dont know what to....I mean I guess I...Well what the Hell I was in Monaco at the time this occured, how is he going to pin this on me?!?!" roared Amare after recieving the news. He vowed to appeal this to the leagues Disciplinary Panel.
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