Friday, May 11, 2007

Stephen Jackson Guarantees Murder in Upcoming Game

While the Golden State Warriors prepare for a vital game 3 against the Utah Jazz, star teammate Stephen Jackson couldnt help but make some guarantees. In the spirit of Namath and more recently, Rasheed Wallace, Jackson came to the press the morning of a big playoff game and proclaimed some promises.

With the press swarming, Jackson stepped up to the podium after Baron Davis and immediatly lit up with a cocky swagger. "We dont need to field questions today, all I got to say is, someones not leaving the court tonight. Im putting down the hammer, Stephen Jackson style. It could be the announcers, it could be the fans, it could be Deron Williams, or hell, it could be Jason Richardson. That snitch has it coming." Jackson than made a throat slashing gesture and walked off, his friend and teammate Howie Hughes, blared Easy-E from a circa 1992 boombox as they exited. The whole scene was...intimidating.

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