A beautiful sunny dad in St.Louis, MO today was ruined for the 8,000 fans in attendance after the game's most exciting play was a routine foul ball that skirted into the stands and was snagged by an overly enthusiastic 23 year old.
After 8 innings of pop ups, walks, and meek singles, fans began to question why they had chosen to attend when they could have been out touring the Budweiser brewery or drinking in an alley. This doubt was immediatly erased though after Albert Pujols hit a sparkling foul ball 280 feet into the stands.
"Boy, you talk about PROFESSIONAL ATHLETICS, how many people can do THAT right there? Sure, the guys probably burned 8 calories all game and that being from ass scratching anyways, but the bottom line is, that foul ball has left me astounded." remarked fairweather fan and recent Rogaine subscriber, Adam Roberts. "Theres a reason baseball trumps hockey every time, and that my friend, is IT!"
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