At a recent meet and greet for press covering the NFL at Commisioner Goodell's modest 2 room apartment in Scranton, PA (No TV, One crapper, no a/c, 31 Bibles, and one ominous handgun beside his straw bed), Peter King made quite a scene when told by Dr. Z that the 2007 NFL season would be something to look forward to. "No, YOUR full of shit Dr. Z!" bellowed King. Apparently, Peter has believed the year was 1957 for the last half century hes been alive.
"I mean, its shocking that the man hasnt really noticed that the times have a changed, but I imagine, looking back, the red flags were all there. The man was so damn pure and positive. I mean...who the fuck complains about player character and why is he always looking for a "good guy" in the NFL. I mean, what the fuck Pete?!" remarked fellow press member, John Clayton.
King was eventually settled down and placed on the only chair in Goodells home. He began to reason things out, but not without some bumps in the road. King was especially surprised to find out that Reggie Bush, Vince Young, and all those other fantastic colored boys dated white girls and lived in neighborhoods much like his own.
King made it home that night in a state not unlike Jim Carrey in the Truman Show. A whole world had just been placed before his eyes and he was still just beginning to assimilate this all.
"Well Bermy, thanks for the ride home, but dont go expecting anymore of those feel good stories every Monday and Tuesday. I'm done with that BS, time to get with the program and first things first, I'm watching the Sopranos....UNEDITED!"
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