Friday, May 11, 2007

Petrino Agrees Vick Could Do Worse

Michael Vicks latest foray into the world of crime and seediness has left many NFL analysts ready for the kill. Sure, Chris Berman probably DOES make sexist and bizarre statements to women, and yes, Shaun Salisbury IS, a month or two away from having his "hole-in-the basement" getup discovered by local authorities. None of this matters though, they see the story and they cant help but touch it.

Anyways, during yet another interrogation regarding Vicks character today, new coach Bobby Petrino seemed apathetic and generally unconcerned. "So Michael likes to let dogs fight...big deal. I heard Chris Simms was doing the same thing with peacocks last week and I dont see any breaking news on that. What does that tell you about SIMM'S character? Pussy." Petrino than threw up the westside gangsta sign and walked off.

We dont quite no if dog-fighting is the new UFC, but we have to admit, it certainly doesent detract from Vick as a cold-blooded athlete in our eyes. If the man is eager to watch two vicious animals do battle to the death, something tells me Julius Peppers doesent even phase him.

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