Excuse me if I sound crazy...but is no one else stunned by the recent allegations against Andy Reid? 6 months ago I thought he was your typical fat guy with a mustasche. He probably ate sausage, drank beer, beat his wife and kids, and helped his arthritic brother Harry out when he moved last month. God bless his heart.
Or wait...maybe not. Apparently, Andy Reid is not your typical fat guy with a mustasche. Sadly, Andy is much more than that. He has two kids who never got the beating I always fantasized he would deal them, he has drugs stashed everywhere in his house, and worst of all, hes a MORMON. What the hell is a Mormon anyways. Apparently, if I was to ask Andy, he would say someone who likes his drugs hard, his women harder, and his team crappy. Maybe I will vote for Romney....
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