The recent wave of unbelievable play by the New England Patriots is about more than just talent and good coaching, says a team insider (Bill Belichecks ex-wife). According to "Team Insider", the Patriots are winning games because of a recent idea Belicheck has implemented involving the team locker rooms. Apparently, after witnessing one to many white players being robbed by the wide recievers and cornerbacks (ie black players) on the team after games, Belicheck segregated the squad into coloreds and whites. With two adjacent locker rooms, the only thing Tom Brady and Mike Vrabel have to worry about these days is the occasional freestyle rap overheard from across the locker room.
The new, innovative measure has gone past the locker room in recent weeks. Take a close look at the New England bench at any time, and what do you know, the white guys sit together on one side, the black guys on another...the farther side from the ball at that!
This contereversial idea is turning heads around the league, but in general, the results have been succesful. Dont believe me? Just ask little Wes Welker, the victim of 14 robberies last year as a member of the Miami Dolphins. This year, the only colored robbing Wes roam the streets at night, and for Wes, thats quite alright!
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