As the news came out today that Calvin Johnson and two other NFL prospects in the 07 draft have admitted to using Marijuanna while at college, we here at the Hot Stove were both schocked and appalled. This is almost as bad as that incident last year when JJ Reddick stepped into a car while intoxicated. What were these athletes thinking?!?! Using an illegal substance while at college...POOR DECISION MAKING young men! But the real shocker came out later today, when Notre Dame quarterback Brady Quinn revealed that he too had engaged in some shady dealing while in college. Apparently, Quinn is planning to make a Press Conference tonight and admit to having smoked, and possibly inhaled, a Camel Light. What a piece of shit! Brady, say it aint so. We expect Calvin Johnson and his mortal friends to do these things but you?? I hope that camel Light was awfully good.
Quinn, while wiping back tears and flexing his god-like biceps, confessed that after an intense 5 hour one on one practice witih coach Charlie Wies, he was offered a cigarette by the man many consider to be his greatest mentor. "I just wiped back the tears, took a puff, and forgot for a moment where I was." Quinn has since decided that this puff was the "biggest mistake of my life" and that he would beat the living shit out of Joe Camel or anyone resembling him. Careful Nicole Richie, this guys got his eye on you!
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